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Country music has never been reluctant to have a little fun with fifty-fifty the most serious of situations. Find the sense of humor in life with a playlist of funny land songs.

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One thing I love about country music is that information technology'southward ever been able to poke fun not but at itself just also at serious life situations. State music finds humor in the everyday experiences many of us confront, frequently adding a down-home or redneck spin to . . .

• unfortunate-looking offspring,
• dating, breakups, and unhappy marriages,
• religious overenthusiasm,
• sexuality,
• and becoming comfy with technology.

Mayhap you can identify, or possibly you lot just demand a good laugh. If and then, then make yourself a playlist of funny country songs. We have a long list to beginning you out.

1. "Ticks" by Brad Paisley

Well, this is i helluva pickup line. A country fella takes a liking to a fine-looking woman in a local bar. He'd sure like to see the other half of her butterfly tramp postage stamp, and then he makes his move:

. . . I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you lot through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to cheque yous for ticks.

It'due south a condom thing. You never know where those ticks might decide to couch.

2. "Trashy Women" past Confederate Railroad

When it comes to women, some men like 'em classy while other men like 'em trashy. The guy in this memorable 1993 country song belongs to the latter set up.

He seeks a gal who looks more than similar a cocktail waitress than a debutante: too much makeup, wearing apparel too tight, and as tacky as he is:

I like 'em sugariness, I like 'em with a eye of gold
Yeah, and I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites attract; well I don't concord
I desire a woman but as tacky as me
Aye, I similar my women just a footling on the trashy side.

3. "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

This 1978 vocal is a hoot. Two erstwhile lovebirds are stuck with each other and throw major shade on their partner for the miseries of life: lack of money, losing their good looks, and then at that place'south the ugly children they must share. At least they have each other.

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Ah, simply looks ain't everythin' and money own't everythin'
But I love you merely the same.

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iv. "No Trash in My Trailer" past Colt Ford (Featuring George Jones)

The guy in this 2008 ditty wants y'all to know that at that place's a country mile of divergence between redneck and just plain ole trash, and he don't allow no trash in his double wide mobile home. Yessirree, he may accept a motor hangin' from a tree. He may spend his time mud boggin'. But he's ain't ashamed of who he is.

'Cause there ain't no trash in my trailer.
Though you lot might discover an empty tin can of beer
No in that location ain't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the day I threw you outta hither,

Whether you lot admit it or not, everybody has at least one of these country cousins hiding somewhere in their family. Don't you get denying information technology.

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All-time Redneck Jokes on the Internet

Question	Answer
What'southward a redneck'due south last words?	Hold my beer and ya'll picket this!
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?	Ii. I to eat it, another to look out for traffic!
What practice you lot have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?	A full fix of teeth
Why did the redneck father walk his child to school?	They were in the same course.

5. "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" by David Frizzell

If you've never heard this song, you need to stop and mind to it now. In this 1982 country melody, a human's long-suffering wife is tired of having him come home drunk, so she's come up upward with a desperate solution. She'll rent a hardcore alcoholic as their interior decorator and so at that place's no reason for her husband to stay out late carousing.

She said: "I'm gonna' rent a wino to decorate our dwelling house,
So y'all'll experience more at ease here, and you won't accept to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar forth that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.

6. "I Pray for Y'all" by Jaron and The Long Route to Love

If y'all like dark humor, then you'll find this 2010 country ditty a doozy. After the protagonist—that'due south the main graphic symbol fella—gets his heart shredded, he goes to church.

However, when the preacher man encourages him to pray for those who have done him wrong, he doesn't find Jesus and warm, fuzzy forgiveness in the well-intentioned advice. Instead, he has his own interpretation of the Bible man's message:

I pray your brakes go out running downwardly a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the caput like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come truthful
Just know wherever y'all are love, I pray for you lot.

7. "She Only B*tches When She Breathes" by Freddie B

Don't feel pitiful for the bitter dude in this humorous 2011 country song. He laments that afterward he and his wife tied the knot, she did a 180-caste change. She spends all of his coin, isn't as doting as she once was, and at present he doesn't get enough bedroom fourth dimension. (If he's honest with himself, he'd probably confess that he's changed a lilliputian, too.)

Looks similar these two won't brand information technology through the honeymoon years:

Yea this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way:
She could plow a straight homo gay
She but b*tches when she breathes.

8. "She Only Loves Me for My Willie" past Paul Overstreet

When yous saw the championship, I bet your mind totally went to the gutter on this one, just this 2014 song is not near that willie. It humorously refers to Willie Nelson.

A woman falls in love with a singer who does his best to imitate the classics of Willie Nelson and other country legends. She first became smitten with him for the way he sang Willie Nelson'southward "Whiskey River" in a honky tonk outside of Austin. Since and so, he has suspected that his spot-on musical impression of the crimson headed stranger is the existent reason she sticks with him:

But I think she only loves me for my Willie
Something virtually my Willie turns her on
It'south not all that boggling actually
But information technology's ameliorate than my Haggard and my Jones.

9. "When You're Screwin' Other Women (Think of Me)" by Doyle and Debbie

When your marriage has gone this far south, you're either divorced or you will exist shortly. The married woman in this 2011 country vocal is well enlightened that her human is cheating. He picks up women in bars and doesn't even waste the cost of a hotel. She asks him ane trashy, bittersweet favor, however: at least while he's messing around, can he at least pretend that they're her?

10. "Queen of My Double Broad Trailer" by Sammy Kershaw

This 1993 song is all about possessive and forgiving love, redneck style. A weald state male child meets the farm girl of his dreams down at the local restaurant and falls head over boots for her over equally they eat their chicken fried steaks. What he doesn't know is that she'south the cheating kind.

So I fabricated her the queen of my double broad trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Now she'due south run off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red cervix.

If you enjoy songs about rednecks, why not brand yourself a playlist of Redneck Anthems?

11. "With My Shirt On" by John Michael Montgomery

Usually it'due south the ladies who experience self-witting about their bodies. But in this 2008 country song, an aging married man realizes he's developed a "dad bod" and makes a special request of his married woman:

Yeah, you know forty certain has come fast
And my metabolism is gettin' slow
And then this night, can I make beloved with my shirt on?

What exercise you bring to your relationship? Other than dear and amore, you lot probably assistance accept care of some practical chores. Your partner would miss that if you broke up.

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12. "Who'southward Gonna Mow Your Grass?" by Buck Owens

No joke. This 1969 song was a number one state hit. Trying to avert a interruption up, a husband asks his married woman both practical and whimsical questions about how she'll get past with him no longer around. Perhaps she can learn to mow her own grass.

thirteen. "Billy'south Got His Beer Goggles On" by Neal McCoy

Poor Billy got dumped by his girlfriend, so in this country tune from 2005, he does what whatsoever self-respecting guy does and heads to the local beer joint. At that place, he tries to forget his troubles by getting liquored up real expert:

He's on the dance floor yelling 'Freebird'
Singing off pitch only he knows every word
Grabs him some other daughter, he agree on tight
He don't see ugly
Through blood shot optics.

14. "John Deere Greenish" past Joe Diffie

There'south nothing like redneck love. It's his and hers belt buckles with each others' names on them. Or declaring your dearest in bright pigment graffiti atop the local h2o tower or bridge.

That'southward just what Billy Bob did in this 1993 song when he spray painted "Billy Boy loves Charlene" in John Deere green in letters three feet high. Even subsequently they were married for decades, the couple could yet look out in the distance and encounter the vivid message that no paint could properly cover upward. Now that is a legacy of everlasting love.

They say that after awhile dogs and their owners begin to look akin. These country dogs would concord.

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15. "Like My Dog" by Billy Currington

In that location'southward nothing quite like the unconditional love of a dog. They're always glad to run into you, they don't argue or complain, and they take no offense if y'all call their sister a b*tch. In this 2011 land vocal, a hubby laments that he wishes his wife would requite him the same stellar treatment every bit his dog:

He never tells me that he's sick of this house
He never says why don't you get off that burrow?
He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out
I want yous to love me similar my canis familiaris.

sixteen. "Yous Can't Pray the Gay Abroad" past Laura Bong Bundy

A hilarious jab at LGBTQ haters, this 2017 country ditty takes a swipe at those who believe in reprogramming and fighting what's in our DNA. A church building lady narrator reminds us that, although prayer is certainly powerful . . .

There are some matters
Where we would be improve servants of the Lord
Past accepting what IS and not bothering Him.

She declares that no affair how devout you are, you can't change who you are by praying the gay away. And besides, you probably know someone who is gay, given its prevalence. Let that sink in.

17. "Online" by Brad Paisley

Every been catfished? The short, overweight, socially awkward pizza delivery guy in this 2007 vocal withal lives with his parents, and he isn't exactly a hunk. However, the Internet has immune him to presume an alter ego and chat with young women (or people pretending to be them).

He enjoys the irony and deception of luring the unsuspecting into online relationships he could never have in person:

I'one thousand a sci-fi fanatic
Balmy asthmatic
Never been to second base
Merely there's a whole 'nother me
That yous need to see.

When it comes to social media and coming together people online, keep this guy in mind!

xviii. "Dancing With a Human" by Rodney Carrington

Two Texas cowboys hit the local watering pigsty and discover themselves dancing with a dude dressed as a lady in this 2007 land ditty. Their dancing partner's real gender doesn't register at first, but then signs become apparent:

I think I'1000 dancing with a man
She's got callouses on her hands
She's got a vox deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when nosotros grind
I remember I'm dancing with a man.

19. "How Can I Miss Y'all If Yous Won't Go Away?" past Dan Hicks

Some people are hard to get rid of, like glitter or garlic jiff, toenail fungus or bedbugs. The homo in this country tune from 2007 badly wants to lose his unwanted admirer. Problem is, she won't get away. He's talked to her parents, but even so she persists.

20. "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens

Although Ray Stevens is primarily a novelty singer—meaning that his songs are intended to exist funny—this i climbed the land charts in 1984. It's about a preteen boy who sneaks a squirrel into the Sunday services at the First Self-Righteous Church building in Pascagoula, Mississippi. The one-half-crazed squirrel escapes into the pews during the church service, climbs into people'due south apparel, and instigates an erstwhile-fashioned church revival where all kinds of confessions are made.

Turn to country music when yous need a good express joy. It'due south filled with funny stories and clever double meanings.

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Even More Funny Land Songs

Know a funny song that should be on this playlist? Make a suggestion in the Comments Section below.

Song	Artist	Year Released
21. Things Not to Say to Your Wife	Tim Hawkins	2009
22. I Don't Look Skilful Naked Anymore	The Snake Oil Willie Band	2014
23. Girls Lie Too	Terri Clark	2004
24. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart	Johnny Cash	1968
25. I'chiliad Gonna Miss Her	Brad Paisley	2001
26. Exercise You lot Desire Fries with That	Tim McGraw	2005
27. Did I Shave My Legs for This?	Deana Carter	1995
28. You Ain't Much Fun (Since I Quit Drinkin')	Toby Keith	1995
29. She Thinks My Tractor'due south Sexy	Kenny Chesney	1999
30. Red Solo Cup	Toby Keith	2011
31. Would Jesus Clothing a Rolex?	Ray Stevens	1987
32. I Don't Even Know Your Name	Alan Jackson	1994
33. Kicking My Ass	Big & Rich	2004
34. Bubba Shot the Jukebox	Marking Chesnutt	1992
35. Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life)	Bobby Bare	1976
36. Celebrity	Brad Paisley	2003
37. If You lot Tin't Exist Good, Son, Be Skilful at It	Neal McCoy	1997
38. Ten with a Two	Willie Nelson	1990
39. You Can't Take Your Kate and Edith Likewise	The Statler Brothers	1968
40. My Feet Stink, My Head Hurts, and I Don't Honey Jesus	Jimmy Cafe	1976
41. Outset Redneck on the Cyberspace	Cletus Judd	1998
42. Ane Piece at a Time	Johnny Cash	1976
43. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight	Charlie Walker	1968
44. Don't Squeeze My Sharmon	Charlie Walker	1967
45. Cleopatra, Queen of Denial	Pam Tillis	1992
46. If You Don't Go out Me Lone (I'thou Gonna Find Somebody That Will	Delbert McClinton	1972
47. Thank God and Greyhound Yous're Gone	Roy Clark	1970
48. Information technology's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long	The Notorious Cherry Bombs	2004
49. Guys Do It All the Fourth dimension	Mindy McCready	1996
50. Girl in a Country Vocal	Maddie and Tae	2015
51. Brand New Girlfriend	Steve Holy	2006
52. Burning Sensation	Rodney Carrington	2004
53. It's All Going to Pot	Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard	2015
54. Weed with Willie	Toby Keith	2003
55. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)	Jerry Reed	1980
56. A Male child Named Sue	Johnny Greenbacks	1969
57. Friends in Low Places	Garth Brooks	1990
58. One More than Terminal Chance	Vince Gill	1992
59. One More Repossession and I'll Be Out of Debt	Perfect Stranger	1995
lx. Why Haven't I Heard From You	Reba McEntire	1994
61. That's My Story (and I'm Stickin' to It)	Collin Raye	1993
62. 800 Pound Jesus	Sawyer Brown	1999
63. As Good as I Once Was	Toby Keith	2005
64. Save a Equus caballus (Ride a Cowboy)	Big & Rich	2004
65. Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off	Joe Nichols	2005
66. Size Matters	Joe Nichols	2005
67. He Drinks Tequila and She Talks Dirty in Spanish	Lorrie Morgan & Sammy Kershaw	2001
68. When Uncle Bill Quit Dope	Johnny Cash	1977
69. Ain't Goin' Back to Brokeback Mountain	Willie Nelson	2009
70. (Gettin' Married to My) Pickup Truck	Rodney Carrington	2000
71. I've Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman (But I Sure Woke Up With a Few)	Bobby Bare	1976
72. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger	Chuck Mead	2009
73. If I'g the Only 1	Rodney Carrington	2009
74. The King Is Gone (And So Are Yous)	George Jones	1989
75. If I Said You Had a Cute Body Would Yous Agree It Against Me	The Bellamy Brothers	1979
76. Put the "O" Dorsum in Country	Shooter Jennings	2005
77. Wolf Creek Laissez passer	C.West. McCall	1975
78. At the Fourth dimension	Lynn Anderson	1970
79. Dolly Parton'south Hits	Bobby Braddock	1983
lxxx. Nobody Knows I'm Elvis	Waylon Jennings	1994
81. Stronger Beer	Tim Hicks	2013
82. Tell Ole I Ain't Hither, He Better Go on Home	Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley	1980
83. I Still Like Bologna	Alan Jackson	2008
84. Who's Your Daddy?	Toby Keith	2002
85. I May Be Used (But Infant I Own't Used Up)	Waylon Jennings	1984
86. Selfie #theinternetisforever	Brad Paisley	2017
87. I'll Accept the Canis familiaris	Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow	1966
88. The Bird	Jerry Reed	1988
89. Wildwood Weed	Jim Stafford	1974
90. Mama She'southward Lazy	Pinkard & Bowden	1984
91. I'll Think of a Reason Subsequently	Lee Ann Womack	1998
92. Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead	Kacey Jones	2000
93. fifteen Minutes	Rodney Atkins	2009
94. In Spite of Ourselves	John Prine and Iris Bewilder	1999
95. Vidalia	Sammy Kershaw	1996
96.She Left Me for Jesus	Hayes Carll	2008
97. Kicking My A**	Big & Rich	2004
98. Attitude Adjustment	Hank Williams Jr.	1985
99. Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous	Tracy Byrd	1994
100. Marry for Coin	Trace Adkins	2012
101. Only Prettier	Miranda Lambert	2009
102. It'due south Hard to Be Humble	Mac Davis1	1980
103. Numbers	Bobby Bare	1980
104. Hillbilly Os	Blake Shelton (featuring Trace Adkins)	2009
105. Some Beach	Blake Shelton	2004
106. Ode to the Piddling Brown Shack Out Back	Billy Edd Wheeler	1965
107. Smokin' Hot Wife	Sawyer Brown	2011
108. Catch a Fish	Outlaw	2021
109. Cletus Take the Reel	Tim Hawkins	2008
110. Fish	Craig Campbell	20111

Questions & Answers

Question: Practice y'all know a song that is about stupid questions? It includes the case of looking at a person's lathered up face and asking if he'south going to shave and falling downwards an lift shaft and then asking are you hurt? The chorus includes "ask a stupid question." My brother used to play information technology doing and an old geezer voice and I wondered where it was from. Thank you!

Answer: It took me a while to find it, but hither it is: "Foolish Questions" (1979) past Johnny Cash. https://world wide web.youtube.com/lookout?v=ZkBul7B3eK4

Hither are the lyrics:

Now you've all heard foolish questions and no dubiety you've wondered why

Some person volition ask a foolish question and expect a sensible respond

Like when yous take your girl some candy, say maybe but later tea

You notice how she'll take hold of it and then she'll say, "Is this for me?"

Foolish questions! Yous can answer when you tin

"No, I bought this candy for your ma or pa, or for John, the hired hand

"I just thought you'd like to meet it. Now I'g gonna have information technology away"

At present wasn't that a foolish question? You lot'll hear 'em ev'ry mean solar day

And then most every morning, there is someone 'round the place

Who sees you take the shaving brush and lather upwardly your confront

And as yous requite the razor a preliminary wave

This fool volition walk up and ask you, "Are you gonna take a shave?"

Foolish questions! Your answer is, I promise

"No! I ain't prepared for shavin', I just like the gustatory modality of soap!

I kinda like to take the shaving brush and paint myself this fashion"

At present wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now then there's this fella who meets you on your fashion

And asks you why your all dressed up and listens while you say

That y'all just been returning from the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned

Equally soon every bit you take told him, he will say, "Is Ned expressionless?"

Foolish questions! Yous might besides respond

"No, he thought he'd take the funeral now. Then, later on, he'd die

You know Ned was always so original, he wanted information technology that fashion"

At present wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now suppose the lift guy should forget to shut the door

And yous should tumble down, oh say forty-vii floors

And when you achieve the bottom and you're lying in that location inert

Some fool will stick his caput down the shaft and holler, "Are you hurt?"

Foolish questions! Your dying words are

"No! I was in an awful hurry and that elevator's only too slow

Normally saves a lot of fourth dimension, you know, comin' down this fashion"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Question: Practice y'all remember a funny state song well-nigh a man saying all the things he can practise, but only with his wife's permission (or some words with that general meaning)?

Respond: Even if this isn't the song yous're later, I'm certain y'all'll relish information technology: "The Man Song" past Sean Morey (1995). Lyrics and YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg&t=

I don't take no crap from anyone else only you,

I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with your laundry,

'Cause I'm a guy yous don't wanna fight,

When I say leap you say, "Yeah Correct!"

I'm the man of this house until you go habitation

(He's the human being, He's the man)

What I say goes around here ... right out the window,

And I don't want to hear a lot of whining ... so I'll shut up,

The sooner yous acquire who'southward boss effectually hither

The sooner you can give me my orders, Dearest

'Cause I'm head honcho around here, but its all in my caput!

(He's the man, he's the homo)

And I tin can have sexual practice any time that y'all want,

Crusade I'thousand a man who has needs, only they're not that important,

And don't expect any flowers from me 'cause if I'chiliad not mistaken you lot prefer jewelry.

I'm the king of my castle when y'all're not around

(He'southward the man, He's the homo)

And I'll drink and lookout sports whenever I desire to go in trouble

And I'll come up habitation when I'k good and ready ... to sleep on the couch

Cause a human being's gotta do what a homo's gotta do

and I'chiliad gonna practise what you tell me to

Because I'm summit dog around here only I've been neutered!

(He's the human, He's the man)

Y'all da man!

Question: I am looking for an old country song that sounds similar Goofy with a shaking vocalism. Any idea?

Answer: Although that'southward not striking a familiar chord with me, accept a await at Ray Stevens' discography, equally he specializes in novelty songs.

Question: I'm looking for a song with the lyrics, "I like big dumb dogs, fireplaces with crackling logs." Any assistance?

Reply: The closest matter I could find to it was a 1966 song by Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow called, "I'll Take the Dog." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSzSPutEkfE

Question: What is the proper noun of the song in the early 70s nigh existence rescued while not wanting to?

Answer: All I could locate was "Dependin' on You" by The Doobie Brothers (1978), but that's from the late 70s. Yous can exit a follow-upwards annotate in the Comments Section of the playlist article.

Question: I'm trying to discover a country song I used in a political science class in 2008 as a comparison between America and Canada. It was funny, and I am pretty certain the lyrics included the "F" word in information technology. It was a country song. Could yous assist?

Respond: The song past Tim Hicks, "Stronger Beer" (2013) and "Oh ... Canada" by Classified are the only two I could come upwardly with based on that information. Nevertheless, the engagement is an issue in the get-go example (and the lyrics don't feature the expletive you recall) and in the 2d example, it's a rap song rather than a country song. Nevertheless, here are the YouTube links: https://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?v=2E064kb3UnU and https://www.youtube.com/lookout?v=9gd1FDZ_kRM.

If these aren't it, try to come up up with some lyrics you remember. That would help me await for information technology.

Question: What Delbert McClinton song has funny lyrics about a craven?

Answer: Yes, it'southward a rather new release (2019) called "No Chicken on the Bone." https://www.youtube.com/watch?five=6WxpkCW8Yiw

Listen up everybody 'cause I've got something to say

I might have fallen in love with a girl I only met today

I don't quite know how to feel

I tin't believe she'south existent

Got me mumbling and stumbling around in a fuzzy haze

She makes pizza at the joint on the corner of Fifth and Main

I'yard going back down in that location, I'1000 gonna ask her what's her name

Gonna tell her just how I experience

I can only hope that she'll

Mayhap grin at me and say she feels the same

My heart started pounding like a runaway train

Knees started knocking when she called my proper name

Ain't nothing never, never, ever gonna be the same

She's the one that brightens upwards my day

The sun shines on her even when it rains

I'd say it'southward plain to encounter

What's happening to me

I'm a different homo than I was yesterday

She's the kind woman take away your breath

She's the kind of woman scare you half to death

She's the kind of woman don't leave no craven on the bone

She'southward the kind of adult female take you fashion up high

She'south the kind of adult female set up your world on burn down

A woman like that, I simply can't leave lonely

She's the kind woman take away your breath

She's the kind of woman scare you lot half to death

She'due south the kind of adult female don't leave no craven on the os.

Question: Who sings the song, "V Dollar Fine for Whining?" And where can I buy a copy?

Reply: The song "Five Dollar Fine for Whining" has been sung past the late Chris LeDoux (on his 1996 Stampede album) or The Geezinslaws (on their 1996 Apathetic Apathetic Blah album). Hither are the lyrics and YouTube featuring LeDoux and a guest appearance at the end by Garth Brooks: https://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgDQqjKErA

We're a fun lovin' oversupply, kinda rowdy and loud

Our jukebox won't play no distressing songs

And so don't come in here, and cry in your beer

'Crusade nosotros don't care 'bout who washed who wrong

Nosotros've got a five dollar fine for whining

Nosotros'll tell you before you come in

If it ain't on your mind to have a good time

Ya'll come dorsum and come across u.s. again

Well we don't really care well-nigh your apparel or your pilus

This party is open up to all

Aye we like a adept joke, and information technology'southward alright to smoke

We got just i rule on the wall

(Repeat chorus)

Now there's also many fools makin' too many rules

That's 1 thing you lot can't say virtually us

Crusade nosotros all get along when we sing the same song

There's merely 1 thing that causes a fuss.

If you cannot observe the single for this song on iTunes, Spotify, Amazon Music, or other major streaming services then I take seen multiple copies of Chris Ledoux's album Stampede with that song bachelor for sale on eBay.

Question: Exercise you know a land song with nursery rhymes in it?

Answer: George Jones had a 1966 vocal chosen "Run 'Em Off" that features Little Scarlet Riding Hood, and Hank Thompson had a 1968 vocal called "I Take a Humpty Dumpty Middle."

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FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on August 28, 2020:

Ted Parks - Groovy artistic song that I added to the Halloween playlist. Terrific to hear from the artist himself!

Ted Parks on August 27, 2020:

Nifty list! Coolest affair near country music is that information technology can make fun of itself!

Have you heard this one (dandy for Halloween!)

YouTube: https://youtu.be/0grnWjk3Xt8

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/rail/1ZMUvssMbUnogN8RAMF...

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on August 02, 2020:

Nathaniel - I dearest that song! I'll add together it. Thanks for the proposition and take a swell Dominicus.

Nathaniel Donnelly on August 02, 2020:

In that location is one song i saw missing, information technology is a song by lee ann womack called "I'll Retrieve of a Reason Afterwards" cause there is a particular lyric in the song and information technology goes like

"I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a mark. Kittenish yep simply she made such a thin little target. I couldn't be happier on my own. I got the slightest of a jealous bone. Seeing her with him tends to enlarge it."

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on August 01, 2020:

Greg - Ray Stevens has a 2006 novelty vocal chosen "When the Kids Are Gone." I think this is the song you're looking for.

Greg on July 31, 2020:

Im looking for a vocal with lyrics that become. When the kids motion out we're gonna make dear in the kitchen

When the kids move out nosotros're gonna smoke them funny smokes

When all these kids are gone we're gonna political party all the time

gonna run around naked telling dingy jokes

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 24, 2020:

Bob - Yep, that's the i! Large striking.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

It could be I misremembered and the original is the Judd's "Mamma He'due south Crazy" is the original. Office of the lyrics is "...crazy. Crazy over me"

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on July 23, 2020:

MG - Some of these are really quite funny.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

Bob - The original that Mama She's Lazy" is doing a parody of is "Mama He's Crazy" by The Judds which is why Wayland put "she" in all caps. I could not find a song chosen "Mama She'due south Crazy" but I could detect the parody, "Mama She's Lazy." I'thou thinking Wayland may have misremembered information technology, a mutual occurrence or else it's merely really hard to find. Not certain.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

"Mama She'due south Lazy" is a parody of "Mama She's Crazy". "Mama She's Crazy" is about a man telling his mother his wonderful wife is crazy over him. In "Mama She's Lazy" the man is complaining to his female parent about his lazy spouse.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 23, 2020:

Wonderful that you update this commodity. Though I am not too addicted of country music after seeing your choice I think I'll accept a go at it.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states on July 23, 2020:

Wayland - In that location's a song called, "Mama She's Lazy" (1984) by Pinkard & Bowden. I'thousand wondering if perhaps you lot're thinking of that song?

Wayland on July 23, 2020:

Do you have the lyrics to mama SHES crazy?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states on July x, 2020:

Bob - Thanks for that addition!

Robert Sacchi on July 08, 2020:

Have you considered - "Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 08, 2020:

MG - Thanks for your kind kudos. Have a wonderful mean solar day.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 07, 2020:

Another cracking selection. I dear country songs and they are part of my collection.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 07, 2020:

Bob - I will do a playlist about Tennessee and add that one to it (since that'due south where the narrator resides). Tennessee is a great identify to live and and then is Texas (although that one is really hot).

Robert Sacchi on July 07, 2020:

Y'all're welcome. Take you considered "All my Ex's alive in Texas"- George Strait?

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on July 06, 2020:

Bob - Cheers for this recommendation. I've also added it to a electric current playlist on birds that I'm writing so bully timing!

Robert Sacchi on July 04, 2020:

Have your considered "Bird" by Jerry Reed?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on July 03, 2020:

Tamie - That's not ringing a bell if it's not "I'll Accept the Canis familiaris."

Tamie on July 01, 2020:

I idea it may be a Mac Davis song.

Lyrics nearly loving a big dumb dog and fireplaces with crackling logs. Maybe from the 1970's early lxxx's?

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on Apr 06, 2020:

Peggy - Glad I could assistance! We could all use a express joy these days.

Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on April 05, 2020:

Some of these titles and lyrics are really funny. Thanks for the smiles today.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March 06, 2020:

Carol - Moments by Emerson Drive but I don't see how that fits with the theme of funny country songs?

Carol on March 04, 2020:

Vocal by a group nigh a immature human being thinking of suiside on a bridge and stopped by an old man talking him out of it

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 06, 2020:

Tip - Unfortunately, I didn't find a state song with all of those lyrics. Maybe someone else will recognize it and exit a comment.

Tlp on February 05, 2020:

Looking for an old bar vocal from mud ninety's "my jeans are too tigh, can't feel my feet'

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on September 08, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I don't know the song, I'm hopeful that perhaps one of my readers tin can assist and will leave a comment.

Anonymous on September 08, 2019:

I'm looking for the lyrics of a song that starts out, "From the cornfields to Nashville via New York." Any help?

Robert Sacchi on September 07, 2019:

Isn't the internet wonderful.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on September 07, 2019:

Bob - You've actually led me to the answer. Thanks. I could non have figured this one out without YOU.

Anonymous - The country song you're looking for is "Who Dat (Messin' with that Woman of Mine), a vocal by David Frizzell from 1984.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

An before Pop version is "who'south that knocking" by The Genies.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

Could that be the rapper song, "Who Dat" past Lil'' Murph?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states on September 06, 2019:

Bearding - You've got me stumped. Perhaps a reader can help out. If and so, I hope they'll leave a annotate.

Anonymous on September 06, 2019:

Do you call up a twangy country vocal that says "Who twenty-four hour period knockin' on my door? Who day?" over and over again?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on Baronial 21, 2019:

Bearding - Although I'1000 unsure of this song, I hope a reader volition speak up if he or she knows of the song. They can go out a comment.

Anonymous on Baronial 21, 2019:

I used to have a unmarried cassette back in the 90s information technology was a country rap vocal well-nigh cant trip the light fantastic toe or my 2 left feet. Do yous know who sings the vocal?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 14, 2019:

Anonymous - Thanks for the suggestions. I've added Waylon's song at #80. Have a great weekend.

Bearding on July 14, 2019:

Nobody knows I'one thousand Elvis

Waylon Jennings

Money machines

Jerry Reed

FlourishAnyway (writer) from U.s.a. on June 29, 2019:

Tom Cornett - Thank you for stopping by. Bobby Braddock is a real songwriting talent. Loved the Dolly Parton vocal. Yikes.

Tom Cornett from Ohio on June 28, 2019:

Great Hub! I've heard and enjoyed well-nigh of these songs over the years. Digging back in the 80s folks tin discover an album chosen, "Hard Pore Cornography" by Bobby Braddock. Songs included, "Dolly Parton's Hits" and "I Lobster and Never Flounder. Bobby is a dear old friend. He's written and co-written many hits including, "DIVORCE" and "He Stopped Loving Her Today." He is 1 of the dandy treasures of Country Music. Again....Great Hub.

Robert Sacchi on June 14, 2019:

You lot're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on June xiv, 2019:

Bob - Thanks for the suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on June thirteen, 2019:

What about "Hotter Than a Ii Dollar Pistol" by George Jones? A expert case of not understanding the concept.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on June 13, 2019:

Anonymous - Information technology would assistance to take some sample lyrics in detail also as other clues. For example, practise you lot, know the decade, whether it was a ring or male/female individual artist, do y'all recall what the song was generally about, etc.? That would certainly help. Perhaps a reader recalls the video based on the express detail you provided here. Sorry.

Anonymous on June thirteen, 2019:

Do know a country video with girl in mustang at gas station?

Robert Sacchi on May 16, 2019:

Excellent.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I accept a number of playlists in queue then I'm never out of ideas. I appreciate the thought!

Robert Sacchi on May 16, 2019:

Aye, there are some expert songs virtually gambling.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I should probably add a playlist about gambling. This would certainly be good for that list! Cheers for the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May xiv, 2019:

Consider "When You're Hot, You're Hot" past Jerry Reed.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on May 14, 2019:

Joseph, That'due south wonderful! At present that you lot mention the song, "Talking to the Wrong Human," past Michael Martin Murphey (1988), of course, I remember it! Glad you found it!

Joseph Inman on May fourteen, 2019:

Y'all might not believe this only as I was reading your response, I remembered the side by side line of the vocal. And after two years, I've found it. 'Talkin' to the incorrect man' with Michael Martin Murphy and his son Ryan Irish potato. Thank yous. If I wouldn't take written I wouldn't have thought more of the vocal.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May xiii, 2019:

Joseph, Unfortunately, I've attempted -- with no success -- to look the song upwardly under various versions of the hints y'all listed using several lyrics databases I'1000 hoping that some other reader might encounter your comment and recognize the song.

Joseph Inman on May 12, 2019:

He is one that is driving me crazy. It'southward two guys singing, land, and I approximate it sounds similar it'south from the 90s...? I heard information technology on satellite radio. One says 'daddy I have a question' and he asked how his begetter and female parent get along then peachy. This begetter says it'southward not and then great and he sings back, 'son I have a question' and proceeds to inquire his son how he does his hair because the thinks it's what his wife would like. The son says that he and his girlfriend aren't getting along then well. I have not heard the song in 2 years or so so I'chiliad lamentable if I got some of the parts wrong. Anyways, I'one thousand typing this on my phone then if spelling or punctuation is off, I'one thousand sorry.

I would take added information technology to the question above but I typed too much. Whatsoever help would be appreciated.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on Apr 27, 2019:

Bob - I honey that funny song! Got it at #5. A real hoot.

Robert Sacchi on April 27, 2019:

"Wolf Creek Pass" is a fun one. Consider "I'grand Gonna Rent a Wino to Decorate Our Home" by Donald Brandt. A man tells most how his wife wants to make her dwelling like a bar. This way he can spend his coin at home instead of the local bar.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states of america on April 27, 2019:

Dougie - I establish a Lynn Anderson song that has to be what you are looking for: "At the Fourth dimension" by Lynn Anderson (1970). I also listened to "Wolf Creek Pass" for the first time. omg

Dougie on April 25, 2019:

I could add "Wolf Creek Pass" and a few others from long ago.

Can someone help me find a name for the following which I recollect is from the early '70s, and perchance add information technology to this listing? Google has let me down.

"Well I told her that I loved her, cuz I loved her at the time,

And I told her that I didn't desire any other lips on mine,

And I told her that her kisses tasted sweeter than wine,

Only I hadn't tasted champagne at the fourth dimension!"

Robert Sacchi on Apr x, 2019:

I recollect seeing the words written out as a joke but I never heard it put to music.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from Us on April 10, 2019:

Bearding - This doesn't ring a bell with me, but I hope it does with a reader. If and so, I hope they'll leave a comment.

Anonymous on Apr 07, 2019:

I'm trying to place a spoken give-and-take country song from the 70s. In it a man enumerates all the reasons his wife used to avert sex with him. In the finish, he says that 7 times he was successful. The last line is, "And once, I thought I hurt y'all, because you lot moved". Can you name the song?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on January 16, 2019:

Conner DeJes - Thanks for the suggestion. I've always liked that song. I added it as #75.

Conner DeJes on January 16, 2019:

Bellamy Brothers' "if i said you had a beautiful body would y'all hold information technology confronting me"

Robert Sacchi on Oct 03, 2018:

You're welcome. Your list is growing.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on October 02, 2018:

Bob - Thanks for the proffer. It's #63. I appreciate you!

Robert Sacchi on October 02, 2018:

What virtually "I ain't as good equally I once was" by Toby Keith?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on October 02, 2018:

countryisgreat - Thank you for your proposition. The song is actually on there at #56. I appreciate you. Have a dandy week.

countryisgreat on October 02, 2018:

"A Male child Named Sue"

past Johnny Cash

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on September 26, 2018:

bakela5 - Cheers for your vocal suggestions.

bakela5 on September 25, 2018:

A cracking "Land Comic" vocal I did at final nighttime'south gig "Messages of Dear" past "Friends Of Joy" this was recorded on the Alaska characterization in 1977 and was the B side of that label's merely nautical chart hit "Naughty, naughty, naughty by Joy Sarney.

John Kennedy on June 01, 2018:

I am the founder and owner of the Electrical Possum Cowboy Band - circa 95' - I wrote a vocal , that made regional radio called

"How'm I Gonna Miss You" (If You Won't Go out) still ain the CR and publishing -the ring wound upward opening for George Jones, Charlie Daniels, and many others- exist glad to share if wanted

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on March 23, 2018:

Clark Ford - Thanks for the song suggestion. I've placed it on the following playlist about working, jobs, and employment: https://spinditty.com/playlists/Pop-Rock-and-Count...

Clark Ford on March 23, 2018:

Here'due south another fun state song! "I Don't Want to Piece of work Today" by Clark Ford

Robert Sacchi on March xvi, 2018:

You're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from The states on March sixteen, 2018:

Jess - Thank you lot! I've wanted to do this i for awhile and accept been collecting songs for it. Thank you for commenting!

Jenn Stevens from Canada on March 15, 2018:

I dearest this! Brad Paisley is a favorite for me so I honey that Ticks is number i! In that location is definitely a lot of sense of humor in country music. Great post idea!

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on March 15, 2018:

Bob - I thought I had darn almost heard everything merely then this. Thanks for the song suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on March 14, 2018:

A good mixture of old and new. It was corking fun reading this article. Whatsoever reason "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" didn't make the list?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on March 07, 2018:

Margie - Thank you for stopping by for a mind. The dogs may exist land kinfolk, not sure. They have a suspicious resemblance to one another. Have a wonderful week!

Margie's Southern Kitchen from the Us on March 06, 2018:

I dear this hub, we all need a express mirth! The title is plenty to go your going. I beloved the moving-picture show on "Beloved My Canis familiaris' I heard i the other day about a pig on the radio! I could not believe it!

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March 03, 2018:

Peg - I'thou glad you enjoyed this. I had a lot of fun with putting information technology together. Promise your weekend is a great ane!

Peg Cole from North Dallas, Texas on March 03, 2018:

This playlist is great for a existent laugh. "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Become Away? Like My Domestic dog. Who'due south Gonna Mow Your Grass?" All these crack me up. Not bad collection of side busters hither.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 25, 2018:

Nib - Thank you for stopping past. Country music is an entertaining genre, and I like that it doesn't accept itself and then seriously. Have a wonderful calendar week.

Beak De Giulio from Massachusetts on February 25, 2018:

Hi Flourish. Another great list, don't know how you practise information technology? Some of these lyrics are hilarious. Many of these songs I'chiliad not familiar with but perhaps I need to mind to more country music?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 20, 2018:

Larry - Thanks for stopping by. An Oklahoma boy who does non enjoy country music? You must experience similar a fish outta h2o.

Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on February twenty, 2018:

Not necessarily my first pick, but I enjoy state music.

Much of it, if not overtly silly, has a low-cal quality, and some of is so dark it has a certain humor.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 18, 2018:

Frances - I agree that information technology matches some folks' lives. They either accept terrible luck, not a lot of life skills or resources, or a combination. But at least they can laugh about their situations.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 18, 2018:

Dunbar Dark-green - I had never heard of that i, but Johnny Cash is proficient for so many creative, humorous songs. I listened to it and added it. Cheers for the song proffer! Accept a groovy calendar week!

Frances Metcalfe on February 18, 2018:

Don't know any of the songs but the some of the lyrics are certainly tragi-comic. Perhaps nearly of the people in them should consider ditching and starting over? It made me smile.

Richard Greenish from New Mexico on Feb 17, 2018:

"When Uncle Pecker Quit Dope," by Johnny Greenbacks. Flourish, I loved this commodity. It cheered my whole mean solar day. Thanks

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states on Feb 14, 2018:

Rasma - I hadn't heard of that ane before just love it! I added information technology to the list. Have a wonderful calendar week.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on Feb xiv, 2018:

Heidi - Thank you for the add. Hee-Haw goes way back, doesn't it? My parents used to brand me sentinel dorsum in the day when in that location was one television set in the house and three channels. Ahh, the memories.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February fourteen, 2018:

Dora - Thanks for stopping by and reading. Love your cute profile photograph.

Heidi Thorne from Chicago Surface area on February 14, 2018:

Okay, I'm laughing just reading the titles! :-D Dang! Information technology'south like an episode of Hee-Haw.

I see Toby Keith is well represented in this list. I'd add together "As Expert As I Once Was."

Cheers for the chuckles!

CaribTales on February 14, 2018:

Some actually funny lyrics here. Sees that I'm more familiar with the names of the artists than with their songs. Thanks for increasing my "general knowledge."

Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Beach, Florida on February xiv, 2018:

Bang-up assortment of songs. I always really liked He drinks Tequila and she talks dingy in Spanish merely not sure if information technology counts equally a country vocal. Love your listing of songs.

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